TEAM SALTY

SALTY

Salty was a liberal and an Obama supporter, but then he saw the error of his ways after being repeatedly red-pilled. He decided to quit his job and start his own business. Salty’s first attempt came in the form of a non-political YouTube channel, but Mrs. Salty got tired of him ranting and raving about politics and pop culture so he started up the Salty Cracker channel so he could rant and rave to the world instead.

When Salty isn’t creating content for his YouTube channel, he can be found playing (insert video game title) on his PS4, learning the guitar, making killer pizzas, occasionally going to the gym, or walking around the neighborhood with Mrs. Salty.

MRS. SALTY

Mrs. Salty is a former liberal and voted for Obama, but things have certainly changed! She is now the behind-the-scenes powerhouse behind Salty. The rest of her time is spent spoiling her cats, baking, reading, or walking around the neighborhood with Salty.

Mrs. Salty also has a YouTube channel which serves as Salty’s back-up channel.

The Salty Army would not be complete without our amazing team of moderators!

The Salty Cats

Salty Panther and Salty Floof were adopted from a local rescue organization. They occasionally show up for work and hang out with Salty and Mrs. Salty during videos and live streams. When they decide that the world is not worthy of their presence, they’re either sleeping, eating, or hanging out by the window eyeballing squirrels.

DISCLAIMER

These are the opinions and ramblings of a lunatic. They are for entertainment purposes only and are probably wrong. You listen at your own risk.

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