The Salty Glossary of Terms


Being salty is when you are upset over something, complaining, or being like a salty sailor


Complaining while being a white person


A veggie product substitute for steak

Soy Boi

An immature man / boy that lives in his Mothers basement, eats twinkies, plays video games all day, and is a REAL brave keyboard warrior (sarcasm). AKA sheeple.


A submissive and non-virile man / boy

Soy Cuck

Weighs less than a 100 pounds, eats a consistent diet of hot pockets and smores, leeches off their parents, and has the wisdom of a cricket and the depth of knowledge about ankle deep. See also Soy Boi.


The female version of a Soy Boi

Kung flu

AKA the Chinese Corona COVID 19 virus

Wu flu

See kung flu


Futile verbal cries and complaints. This is a line from the movie Conan the Barbarian: “What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”


A large number of laughs Laughing Out Loud


A non-player character video gaming reference. An NPC is seemingly a human that is unable to think objectively.

Clown world

The chaos in the world caused by people that are driven by emotions and not logic


Normal people

Ear/Brain AIDS

A picture or sound that makes you flinch and grind your teeth or bite your tongue

Potato head

Less than a box of rocks and NO, math and logic are not racist

Red pilled

Has become a popular phrase among the computer and political cultures and signifies a free-thinking attitude, and a waking up from a “normal” life of sloth and ignorance. Red pills prefer the truth, no matter how gritty and painful it may be. It is a movie reference to the film The Matrix, in which Neo takes a red pill to learn the ugly truth about his existence.

Galaxy brains

A supposed genius

CoolAid colored hair

Rainbow of colors in the hair


Person of color i.e. non-white

Base person

A well adjusted person that is grounded in facts

Salty Army

A group of fans of the Salty Cracker content and videos, who share their love of these ideas with others, and do a lot of deep personal introspection of their values and goals in life

The salt must flow

Mr. Salty motto

Salty Panther and Salty Floof

Two cats that were rescued by Mr. and Mrs. Salty.


An animalistic sound of pain. Have you ever hear a pig when it is in pain? Imagine that sound coming out of a soy cuck. The Internet has come to use this sound as the sound that soy cucks and super autists make when their emotions overwhelm their brain and instead of expressing what they want to, they just make a squealing sound.

Hear a REEEEE!

The Last Mile

The last mile refers to the short geographical distance that must be spanned to provide telecommunications or computer network services to end-user customers. The last mile is typically the most complex, expensive, and most critical phase to get to the finish line.


See kung flu


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