HELP! My Order is Assho!

How to exchange an item if there is a quality problem or the wrong item.

Sorry to hear that you had a problem with your order. Because we aren’t like Lefties, we want to make it right.

To get the process going, fill out the easy and fast form below. It won’t take long at all.

For any quality issues, be sure to provide clear photos of the products on a flat, well-lit surface. This quick and simple step will help us to provide a speedy resolution.


These are the opinions and ramblings of a lunatic. They are for entertainment purposes only and are probably wrong. You listen at your own risk.

Marketing Platform Created with Berserker Patriot Energy by Rogue Digital.

© 2021 Salty Cracker. All rights reserved
Hey Lefties, eat a bag of dicks.