Salty Army Distressed Cap

(6 customer reviews)



Expand your headwear collection with this fashionable dad hat. With a slightly distressed brim and crown fabric, it’ll add just the right amount of edge to your look. For a quick and easy outfit pair it with slacks, your favorite jeans, and a sports tee.

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure

⚠️WARNING FROM COMMIEFORNIA! This product can expose you to chemicals including Abiraterone acetate, which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to

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6 reviews for Salty Army Distressed Cap

  1. Big Dick Energons

    Great hat! Fits well and I like the distressed look. I can hear Lefties REEEEEing already!

  2. SaltySailorGirl (verified owner)

    I love my Salty hat! I wear it around my liberal city hoping to find like minded people. REEEEeeeee!

  3. Adorable Deplorable (verified owner)

    Awesome hat, love the distressing. Need to spread the salt!

  4. Patrick (verified owner)

    Love the low profile fit of the hat. Distressing is OK but I prefer to wear out my hats myself. My biggest gripe and why I took 1 star off is because it’s made by commies in CHINA! Come on Salty, we’re fighting commies here and abroad, give us made in USA products!!

  5. PrettyInInk (verified owner)

    Received just in time to wear to my Memorial Day pool party! Had to be 100 people there to spread the word that the Salty Army is Legion! Chose the navy blue and it looks and fits great! The bucket hat is on my wishlist now! I would have ordered it also but wasn’t on the merch page until a few days after I placed my order. REEEeeee!

  6. Matt (verified owner)

    Rocked this hat when I was in Israel last year!
    nobody knew what it was but felt awesome wearing it

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