(4 customer reviews)


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Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

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  1. Anonymous

    Bought one for me and one for my brother I was very impressed and plan on buying more merch

  2. brian

    would love to do a review but they don’t sell 5x so i’m very sad i can’t be able to buy a salty hoodie from one of my favorite shows

  3. G

    This is for Brian’s 1 star review. Lose some weight fat F%!K! Don’t give a bad review, quit eating 8 cheeseburgers every meal!

  4. The Chad

    This is in regards to Sir-Chubs-A lot being a Douche Nozzle; leaves a 1 star review for a product that he didn’t purchase….but then claims to be a huge Salty Fan…..Hey, Tons of Fun, you realize Salty has someone else running the merch store for him correct ? Additionally, if you’re such a Salty fan, wouldn’t you know that giving 1 star and being a fuck face is prolly the worst way of going about getting his attention and caring about your fatty problem…..coke on man, you make yourself look like a koolaid haired, lefty, libtarded troony-troon with a maggot filled vagina by doing that…

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