Being salty is when you are upset over something, complaining, or being like a salty sailor
SALTY CRACKER
Complaining while being a white person
Soy
A veggie product substitute for steak
Soy Boi
An immature man / boy that lives in his Mothers basement, eats twinkies, plays video games all day, and is a REAL brave keyboard warrior (sarcasm). AKA sheeple.
CUCK
A submissive and non-virile man / boy
Soy Cuck
Weighs less than a 100 pounds, eats a consistent diet of hot pockets and smores, leeches off their parents, and has the wisdom of a cricket and the depth of knowledge about ankle deep. See also Soy Boi.
Whamen
The female version of a Soy Boi
Kung flu
AKA the Chinese Corona COVID 19 virus
Wu flu
See kung flu
Lamentations
Futile verbal cries and complaints. This is a line from the movie Conan the Barbarian: “What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
LOLZ
A large number of laughs Laughing Out Loud
NPC
A non-player character video gaming reference. An NPC is seemingly a human that is unable to think objectively.
Clown world
The chaos in the world caused by people that are driven by emotions and not logic
Normies
Normal people
Ear/Brain AIDS
A picture or sound that makes you flinch and grind your teeth or bite your tongue
Potato head
Less than a box of rocks and NO, math and logic are not racist
Red pilled
Has become a popular phrase among the computer and political cultures and signifies a free-thinking attitude, and a waking up from a “normal” life of sloth and ignorance. Red pills prefer the truth, no matter how gritty and painful it may be. It is a movie reference to the film The Matrix, in which Neo takes a red pill to learn the ugly truth about his existence.
Galaxy brains
A supposed genius
CoolAid colored hair
Rainbow of colors in the hair
POC
Person of color i.e. non-white
Base person
A well adjusted person that is grounded in facts
Salty Army
A group of fans of the Salty Cracker content and videos, who share their love of these ideas with others, and do a lot of deep personal introspection of their values and goals in life
The salt must flow
Mr. Salty motto
Salty Panther and Salty Floof
Two cats that were rescued by Mr. and Mrs. Salty.
ReeEEEEEEEee
An animalistic sound of pain. Have you ever hear a pig when it is in pain? Imagine that sound coming out of a soy cuck. The Internet has come to use this sound as the sound that soy cucks and super autists make when their emotions overwhelm their brain and instead of expressing what they want to, they just make a squealing sound.
The last mile refers to the short geographical distance that must be spanned to provide telecommunications or computer network services to end-user customers. The last mile is typically the most complex, expensive, and most critical phase to get to the finish line.
