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Every digital warrior with mouse needs a mouse pad with BIG DICK ENERGONS! Our ULTRA MAGA mouse pad delivers supreme grip and effortless mouse movement, just like Hunter with a Chinese hooker.
$19.99
Every digital warrior with mouse needs a mouse pad with BIG DICK ENERGONS! Our MAGA KING mouse pad delivers supreme grip and effortless mouse movement, just like Hunter with a Chinese hooker.
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
| Weight | 0.08 lbs |
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Melody –
It’s PERFECT! Lol I’m not sure who the artist is but this design is amazing. So creative and its not cheesy like some of the other shops out there. The mousepad itself is just the right size too. Thank you Salt Fam!